Happy Birthday! Another year older, another year closer to wearing orthopedic shoes and accidentally peeing when you sneeze.--If you love cracking jokes about them getting older, you need to get ths card for them to celebrate their birtyhday and tease...

Happy Birthday. Your fountain of youth is out of order.--Get this card for someone on their birthday who has just crossed his youth years and greet them hilariously.

In dog years, you'd be dead. Lucky you're a human! Happy Birthday--Get this factual yet fun card for someone who loves dogs and tell them how lucky they are to be human.

How sad it is to be of your age; feels so old. Happy birthday anyway--Wish someone on their birthday with this creepy yet hilarious card, but don't try this on someone who's already age conscious.

Mature guys always look more attractive. Happy Birthday uncle--Maturity is attractive; wish your uncle on their birthday with this amazing card and let him know aging is just making him more attractive.

Aging is cool. Happy Birthday aunty--Your beautiful cool aunt needs reassurance of their coolness on their birthday; get them this cool card and make their birthday more special.

May your lameness decrease with every year ahead, happy birthday lamer--Wish them being less lame with each passing year on their birthday with this hilarious to the point birthday card.

Life was all fun and all until the devil born. Happy birthday my devil--Remember the time spent with your crazy buddy? So recall those momories and write your heart out in this beautiful Birthday Card and make your buddy recall...

May you celebrate all your birthdays till your last teeth--Be a reason for their million dollar smile and tell them that they are never too old to celebrate with this appealing Birthday Card!

Age is just a number? It's a word, dumbo--It's time to finally greet your dumbest friend or partner, so get this lovely Birthday Card for them and cheer them up.